This is hilarious. I would also add orange juice, teeth, jet fuel, and john travolta’s face.
I’m trying to come up with a Nic Cage cocktail. Components so far:
- skull-shaped ice cubes
- tequila you get from a bottle in mexico with no label and stuff floating in it
- crushed red hots
- grand marnier
- natural ice light
- small batteries
- a car key
- a bullet
- peach juice
- gold flakes
- it’s on fire
please reblog with suggestions.
a cursed monkey’s paw, ANY part of a mummy, a fez, fresh ginger, maybe instead of shaking/stirring you punch it?
• 2 oz of moustache, preferably a man’s
• curdled milk from the folds of a baby’s neck
Don’t forget tears. And vampire venom.